Percentage of Americans in a February survey who said they would act immorally to keep their jobs
: 28Estimated percentage of this year’s college seniors who will graduate without having secured a job
: 70Percentage change in FDR’s first sixty days
: +43.5Number of vasectomies the clinic performed during the campaign
: 75Percentage of Tennesseans in a March survey who said they had heard a racist joke about Obama
: 70Percentage who thought the joke was funny
: 16Percentage who had themselves told the joke
: 15Date on which Barack Obama implemented new ethics guidelines restricting former lobbyists’ roles in government
: 1/21/09Days later that he waived the guidelines for the deputy secretary of defense
: 1Number of Kentucky officials indicted in March for vote-buying and tampering with electronic voting machines
: 6Number of election years in which they are accused of having changed votes
: 3Minimum value of assets the band U2 has offshored from Ireland to the Netherlands each year since 2006
: $27,400,000Amount the ABBA tribute band Bjorn Again says it was paid to play a concert for Vladimir Putin in January
: $27,500Estimated street value of drugs seized last March at three Phish reunion shows in Hampton, Virginia
: $1,200,000Average number of sex offenders castrated by the Czech government each year
: 9Percentage by which a Georgia sperm bank cut their sales price for “select” sperm last March
: 38Percentage of teenage girls who say their boyfriend or girlfriend has hit or slapped them, according to the CDC
: 9Percentage of boys who have been hit by their girlfriends or boyfriends
: 11Rank of Texas among states with the nation’s highest teen-pregnancy rates
: 3Percentage of Texas public-school districts that teach abstinence as their only form of sex education
: 94Additional hours per day a urology clinic in Austin, Texas, stayed open this March during its “Vas Madness” promotion
: 3Factor by which U.S. entrepreneurs are more likely than the general population to have dyslexia
: 2Percentage of U.S. corporations that will reduce or end matching contributions to employee 401(k) accounts this year
: 29Percentage of unemployed Americans who are not currently eligible to collect unemployment benefits
: 42Number of homeless people on a waiting list to move into a tent city in Pinellas County, Florida
: 62Amount by which the total wealth of all American households declined last year
: $11,200,000,000,000Amount of money the FDIC has spent since July 2008 to insure deposits at failed U.S. banks
: $20,160,000,000Percentage of U.S. charities and non-profits whose funding declined last year
: 52Number of applications that a middle school in Massillon, Ohio, received for a janitorial job opening in March
: 835Height, in feet, of a stack of dollar bills constructed with the average bonus at one of Wall Street’s largest firms
: 76Percentage of U.S. millionaires who said in January that they may be unable to maintain their current lifestyle
: 55Percentage change in the Dow Jones Industrial Average sixty days into Barack Obama’s presidency
: ???8.4Average number of years after an individual is named to the Forbes 400 that he or she will fall off the list
: 8Month in which, for the first time, more automobiles were sold in China than in the United States
: 1/09Minimum number of executives since January 2008 who have been held hostage by striking French workers
: 15Minimum number of inherited slaves currently owned in Niger
: 43,000Estimated percentage of all guns recovered from crime scenes in Mexico that can be traced to U.S. gun shops
: 90Number of infants the World Bank estimates will die over the next seven years because of the financial crisis
: 1,400,000Minimum number of countries where there have been food riots during the past two years
: 30Percentage change in the value of world stock markets since 2000
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