Average balance today
: $45,000Portion of the population that is classified at the lowest level, “complex”
: 1/4Number of different levels of allegiance to Kim Jong Il that North Koreans are classified under
: 3Number of “Confucius Institutes” the Chinese government has established at U.S. universities to spread Chinese ideas
: 61Estimated percentage change since 2007 in the U.S. market for technology to monitor employees and workplaces
: +43Percentage change since 2008 in the number of formal neighborhood-watch groups in the United States
: +40Percentage of Americans who think that “most Americans do not live up to their responsibilities” as citizens
: 68Factor by which the total fees to become a U.S. citizen today exceed those in 1989
: 5Number of tickets Dallas police officers have issued since 2006 for not speaking English
: 39Number of America’s 93 federal prisons where sexual abuse or misconduct by employees has been reported since 2001
: 92Chance that a Guant?namo detainee has been cleared for release or transfer but remains in prison there
: 1 in 2Date on which a Goldman Sachs vice president of “business intelligence” became the head of enforcement at the SEC
: 10/13/09Number George W. Bush attended during his first year as president
: 6Date on which Obama tied Bush for the number of rounds of golf played while in office
: 10/25/09Average balance of a U.S. 401(k) account in 1998
: $62,000Percentage of all U.S. 401(k) accounts that are worth less than $10,000
: 46Chance that an employed American over 65 says that he or she works out of a need for money
: 1 in 6Amount of stimulus money spent for each job the Obama Administration claims to have created or saved
: $250,000Average number of minutes unemployed Americans are spending looking for a job each day
: 18Number of applications a weekly newspaper in Denver received for its job of medical-marijuana reviewer
: 249Number of Minneapolis’s eleven mayoral candidates in November who listed their party affiliation as “Is Awesome”
: 1Minimum number of House candidates in Florida this year who are running as Whigs
: 3Amount that a Florida attorney spent in 2008 on the cake for Governor Charlie Crist’s birthday party
: $52,000Number of party fund-raisers President Obama has attended since taking office
: 26Percentage of these children who were assaulted by siblings
: 63Chance that a U.S. child reports having been assaulted in the past year
: 1 in 2Average amount the U.S. government spends on each child during his or her first eighteen years
: $140,000Average amount spent on congressional lobbying, per day, by U.S. health-care companies in 2009
: $1,500,000Number of registered drug-company lobbyists in Washington, D.C., for every member of Congress
: 2Date on which the fifty-millionth man-made chemical was registered
: 9/7/09Number today
: 5Number of members of the Amazonian Akuntsu tribe in 1995, when it was first contacted by the Brazilian government
: 7Factor by which the current global species-extinction rate exceeds what ecologists consider the “natural” rate
: 100Ratio of the total explosive energy of opening this many bottles to that from a ton of TNT
: 4:1Number of bottles of champagne currently held in reserve by local producers
: 1,215,000,000Estimated annual cost of the security detail that the will of hotel magnate Leona Helmsley provided for her dog
: $100,000Factor by which the carbon footprint of a German shepherd exceeds that of an SUV
: 3Tons of CO2 that All Nippon Airways expects to save per month by asking passengers to use the bathroom before boarding
: 4.2Tons by which U.S. greenhouse-gas emissions would be reduced if our obesity rate were cut to 3 percent
: 185,000,000Number of its three Icelandic locations that McDonald’s closed in October, citing a “complex operational environment”
: 3