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April 2025

[Essay]

Going Soft

Future-proofing the American worker

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[Fiction]

The Keys to Veracruz

From the unfinished novel The Woman from Nowhere

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[Miscellany]

The Last Detail

On patrol with the Guardian Angels

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[Harper’s Index]

Chance that a large asteroid will strike Earth on December 22, 2032 : 1 in 32

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Percentage decrease last year in global champagne sales : 9

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Chance that an average American attended a party on any given weekend in 2004 : 1 in 16

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In 2024 : 1 in 25

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Average number of people in a U.S. household in 1970 : 3.1

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In 2023 : 2.5

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Factor by which the number of unoccupied bedrooms in the United States has increased since 1970 : 8

April 2025
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Year in which U.S. deaths are projected to begin exceeding births : 2033

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Average number of years by which people diagnosed with ADHD have shorter life expectancies : 7.7

April 2025
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Chance that an American man convicted of a crime was older than 50 in 1990 : 1 in 25

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In 2023 : 1 in 7

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Estimated percentage of violent crimes in New York City that are committed on the streets : 43

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In the subway : 3

April 2025
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Estimated number of crimes committed in the New York City subway for every million hours people spend there : 1

April 2025
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Percentage of Republicans who say that corporate DEI programs have had no effect on their careers : 53

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Who say that these programs have benefited their careers : 26

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Hindered their careers : 21

April 2025
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Percentage by which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to say they expect to drink alcohol almost every day in 2025 : 30

April 2025
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Estimated amount of microplastics, in grams, in the average American’s brain in 2016 : 4.7

April 2025
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In 2024 : 6.8

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Percentage of Americans who cannot distinguish between right and left : 15

April 2025
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Who say they rely on a “hand-related strategy” to do so : 45

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Percentage of U.S. engineers with Ph.D.s who were born abroad : 56

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Portion of job-seeking Harvard Business School students who were unemployed three months after graduation in 2022 : 1/10

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In 2024 : 1/4

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Percentage increase since 2022 in job turnover among U.S. CEOs : 80

April 2025
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Percentage of funds deposited into online gambling apps that come from the top 3 percent of bettors : 69

April 2025
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Chance that an online gambler has ever withdrawn any winnings : 1 in 10

April 2025
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Percentage increase over the past year in new American learners of Mandarin on Duolingo : 216

April 2025
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Minimum number of monthly users of character.ai, a website that offers AI-generated conversation partners : 20,000,000

April 2025
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Number of minutes per day that the average user spends on character.ai : 90

April 2025
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Percentage chance that an American is able to identify whether a poem was written by Shakespeare or by ChatGPT : 42

April 2025
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Percentage of Americans who, in a blind comparison of poems by Shakespeare and by ChatGPT, find the latter more beautiful : 61

April 2025
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Portion of Gen Z Americans whose favorite movie is Avengers: Endgame : 1/4

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Average length, in minutes, that Americans think a movie should be : 92

April 2025
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Average length, in minutes, of a movie nominated for Best Picture at this year’s Academy Awards : 150

April 2025
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Number of minutes that the average American says they would spend watching movies or TV on a perfect day : 186

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That they would spend with friends : 84

April 2025
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Number of perfect days the average American says they had last year : 12

April 2025

Readings

[Essay]

Mortal Coils
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[Epistle]

Heavens? No
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[Accounts]

Home Front
[Close Reading]

Poetic License
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[Poem]

Eye of Death
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[Poem]

Plates of Fruit, Cut and Peeled
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[Fiction]

Cocktail Hour
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[Criticism]

Live and Learn
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[Utterance]

Speech Pathology
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Photographs by Jason Fulford, from his book Lots of Lots, which was published in December by MACK. Courtesy the artist and MACK

Photographs from the series At Dusk (1993) by Boris Mikhailov, whose work was on view in February at Marian Goodman Gallery, in New York City. These images were created using a Horizon panoramic film camera, prints from which were then hand-colored cobalt blue. Courtesy the artist and Marian Goodman Gallery

The Porch of Shadows, a painting by Cathleen Clarke, whose work was on view in February at Night Gallery, in Los Angeles. Courtesy the artist and Night Gallery, Los Angeles

“Bedroom, 2021,” a photograph by Bryan Schutmaat, whose book Sons of the Living was published in November by Trespasser Books. © The artist. Courtesy Trespasser Books

Moonlight shadows in a park, a drawing by Per Adolfsen, whose work is on view this month with Nino Mier Gallery, at the Dallas Art Fair. Courtesy the artist and Nino Mier Gallery

[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

“This Time Is Different”
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[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index
[Essay]

Going Soft

Future-proofing the American worker

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[From the Archive]

Inexplicable and Fatal
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[Miscellany]

The Last Detail

On patrol with the Guardian Angels

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[Annotation]

A Manner of Squeaking
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[Report]

The Social Turn

Psychoanalysis at an inflection point

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[Portfolio]

Impossible Island
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[Memoir]

Ganny

Truer words at a funeral

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[Fiction]

The Keys to Veracruz

From the unfinished novel The Woman from Nowhere

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[Reviews]

New Books
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[Reviews]

The Passive Trickster

Katie Kitamura’s anti-expressive fiction

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[Puzzle]

Course Correction

See the solution to last month’s puzzle.

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[Findings]

Findings
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[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

[Findings]

Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

[Findings]

A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

[Findings]

Physicists detected negative time.

[Findings]

Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

[Findings]

Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

[Findings]

Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

[Findings]

Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

[Findings]

Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

[Findings]

Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

[Findings]

Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

[Findings]

Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

[Findings]

In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

[Findings]

Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

[Findings]

Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

[Findings]

In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

[Findings]

More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

[Findings]

Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

[Findings]

Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

[Findings]

Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

[Findings]

Beak covering and nape-feather ruffling indicate calmness in sulfur-crested cockatoos.

[Findings]

Repetitive negative thinking was associated with an increased risk of dementia, and self-harm in female adolescents may prevent suicide.

[Findings]

Psychopaths recommend harsher punishments for homicides, whether accidental or motivated by profit, but exhibit relatively low concern about killing in general.

[Findings]

Online murder-for-hire advertisements seek to convey professionalism yet tend not to provide references up front.

[Findings]

Convalescent plasma helps Syrian hamsters fight SARS-CoV-2.

[Findings]

Plastic surgeons suggested that Botox could reduce the expression of negative emotions by masked faces.

[Findings]

The presence of a professional sports team increases a city’s seasonal flu deaths.

[Findings]

A psycholinguistic analysis of posts on Twitter and Weibo during COVID-19 lockdowns found that residents of Lombardy grew increasingly focused on leisure and residents of Wuhan grew increasingly focused on religion.

Cover photograph © Julian Claxton/Alamy Microfiche

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